I don’t like to needlessly hate on stuff but electric skateboards are the worst fucking thing ever.

Oh, sorry my lord, are you too fucking good to push or pump a ramp? They’re a gimmick for morons with more money than sense.

The people riding them are so damn smug as well – calling it skateboarding evolved or some shit.

It’s skateboarding on easy mode, and from experience if you play a game on easy mode, you don’t unlock the achievements, because the developers are telling you YOU’RE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG.

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