re: Slasher Sam, tea delivery boy 2 (again, from Facebook)

Joxa: Major mistake on the Terribleco site. Sam; 2 sugars and milk?! He’ll av’ your head for that.
Ade: No, that’s how I have my tea, you pillock!
Joxa: Yeah, he’ll still have your head; he took my toes for having just one sugar.